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Nice Try, Death Hacker
Trying to sneak in before we're ready? We respect the hustle.
Look, we get it. You're eager to plan for your inevitable demise.
That's weirdly responsible of you.
We're still putting the final touches on making death planning not completely terrible.
But... since you're so eager to get your affairs in order...
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You Unlocked the Secret Impatient Person Discount!
For being a sneaky little minx, here's an exclusive deal:
Use code: TOOEAGER2DIE
For a special sneaky discount when we launch.
Don't say we never did anything for you.
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